Whether you
believe in the bible at all, is entirely up to you. And of course the stories in the bible are
all open to interpretation, and whether you take each word literally, is your own
personal decision. As for me, I do
remember the bible stories where Jesus himself did a lot of walking to spread
the word, or maybe even riding into town on a donkey or two. After
all, the scriptures state that Jesus was very humble in his human form.
Sounds to me
that this particular evangelist, (I’ll just call him “Rev. Moneybags”)
just might be missing something in his approach to the whole “bringing people
to the Lord” thing, and being a “good shepherd” and such. But then again he does preach something called
the “prosperity gospel,” in which supposedly… ‘God shows favor by rewarding the
faithful with earthly riches, with a strong emphasis on giving money to
pastors, which leaders claim is an investment in the afterlife’. Now the
article states that he has hundreds of thousands of “followers” around the
world. Which leads me to the question of;
who the hell are these ‘followers’ who actually listen and watch him on
television? I thought the whole Jim Jones/”Jonestown” thing ended years
ago? Or that maybe the “Heaven’s Gate”
people who all dressed up wearing Nike shoes, and had a roll of quarters in
their pockets, waiting for the UFO, lurking behind Haley’s Comet to “take them
all home,” was just some weird, social aberration. Well, guess what? Apparently,
there is a group of people who believe that the way to heaven is based on some
sort of “sliding scale” of giving money to some guy who needs 4 private jets. How it all works, I’m sure is based on some
sort of “fuzzy logic” that is a kin to reading the new I.R.S. tax code while on
L.S.D.! And that’s not even the crazy
part! The crazy part is, people have
already given this guy enough money to have previously bought THREE other
private jets!
I don’t
know, I’m just a “mild mannered” orange farmer who would be happy with just a
new truck.
Hold on…Wait a minute, this
gives me an idea…”Do you feel compelled to send me enough money to buy me a new
Ford F-150?” “Do you have the urge to just bring me a new Ford F-150, with
the “pink slip” and a full tank of gas?” “Yes, my friends, you will be rewarded
in heaven for your generous gift of a truck!”
“Pick up the phone right now and make that donation to Farmer Tony!” “We
have operators standing by to receive your gift.” …No? Well, it was worth a
shot.
I’ll see you
in the groves…walking.
Thank You
for reading,
-Tony