All of you “Dog Whisperer” fans out there know what I am talking about when I say that, “maybe we could “tweak” that whole…you gotta’ have been born in the US in order to become president’ thing, if (and only IF) you have the super powers of Cesar Millan”. And before you start thinking me unpatriotic for wanting to amend the Constitution, you need to hear (or in this case read) my logic out. Imagine the US with a congress filled with “calm submissive” senators from “both sides of the isle." People willing to really work together in order to “form a more perfect union.” Republicans and Democrats really wanting to please their “masters”…er’ rather, I mean constituents, by doing what is asked of them the first time around! And when these men and women who were voted into office begin to step out of line, President Cesar snaps them back into focus with a quick jab to their side and an authoritative vocal…“Tsssst!” Now you’re getting the idea. Go ahead, send our ol’ pal the (not so calm) assertive Mahmoud Ahmadinejad over, with his whole…”we want to use nuclear weapons to kill a bunch of people” idea. Let’s just see how President Cesar puts up with that one. About 5 seconds later, a swift heel to the mid section, and his patented “Tsssst!” and it’s “game over” Mahmoud. High energy prices getting you down? Mr. Millan can work on that one too! Think alternative energy. No, not a $45,000 government subsidized vehicle that only gets you about 35 miles on one charge, no sir. How about dog sleds pulled by packs of dogs willing to go that extra mile for you, all for the price of a doggie treat, a scratch behind the ears and a convincing “gooood boy!” at the end of the trip. Now that’s alternative. So by now you might be thinking that maybe “Farmer Tony” here has been out in the sun too long, or maybe he’s been inhaling too much Round-Up. But wait, I have the best argument yet for trying it “Cesar’s Way.” Everyone wants a balanced budget right? You want an end to government waste? Cesar’s your guy! No more big, fancy and down right expensive parties at the White House, with expensive gourmet meals and champagne, all at tax payers’ expense. Nope, just healthy, well balanced meals served with a nice bowl of fresh clean water to wash it down with! And as far as all the money that is spent on keeping the President safe, you can skip all the big tough looking guys in black suits walking him to and from the presidential limousine. President Cesar would simply need a pack of his hand selected pit bulls and rottweilers circling him, keeping him safe as he goes to climb aboard his motor home…”RV1” . Oh just think of the savings! Anyway, as the 2012 presidential election gets closer, maybe we should start thinking “write in” candidate. And if by some miracle he should win to become our next pack leader (president), we would all just have to get used to the State of the Union address sounding a little funny, with his south of the border accent, and congress cheering him like an old episode of the Arseno Hall show from the 90's ("woof, woof, woof"), but then again if you really think about it, our country always was and is made up of all types of personalities and people of all colors, religions and breeds, purebreds and mutts, long haired and short haired...OK, maybe I am over thinking it, but you have to admit, all things considered in America 2012, it really doesn't sound that crazy does it? "Woof!"